unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

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pattomore:

story of my life 

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

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thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

Words to live by

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halfcrescent:

Summer anime 2014 visual guide, entire thing as one full image here. If you like what I’m doing, check out my main blog where these are hosted without me having to deal with cutting them up or getting resized to ant levels.

Stargazed Charts

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lil-issa:

catbountry:

yeah i go to the gym

All eight of them

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